level ya pussy up

parabins:
is it gorillaz or The gorillaz
its gorilla when it’s just one and gorillas when there’s a bunch of them

me growing up: *looking at a womans nipples through her shirt* interesting…interesting…I’m straight

St Vincent by Andrew Whitton

frogmp3:
“ frogmp3:
“really sucks when celebrities go “i’m not bi, i’m *description of bisexuality*” because it’s misleading to their bisexual fans
”
it’s misleading to all their fans actually and this particular tweet really sucks
”

frogmp3:
really sucks when celebrities go “i’m not bi, i’m *description of bisexuality*” because it’s misleading to their bisexual fans
it’s misleading to all their fans actually and this particular tweet really sucks

beyhive4ever:

BEYCHELLA 2018

kissmeandcrucify:

inranks:
hirymes:
Remember that time even Manila couldn’t break through the awkward silence?
That “okay work” at the end just GETS me
I have been Manila so many times, in so many awkward conversations, so I physically feel her pain.

prokopetz:

I totally get that wacky conspiracy theories are fun to joke about - but if you’re going to joke about lizard people, you should probably be aware that “reptilians” is a code-phrase for “crypto-Jews”.
When conspiracy nuts talk about politicians and celebrities secretly being lizard people, what they’re really implying is that they’re secretly Jewish. The whole “Reptoid conspiracy” thing is just a verbal smoke-screen - a veneer of plausible deniability.
Sure, you probably didn’t mean it that way when you joked about it. You probably weren’t aware of the double meaning at all. This stuff is pretty good at flying under the radar; indeed, that’s the whole point.
But, well, now you know.

mattbeattie:

a chunky boy REDUCED

theshitneyspears:

My bank account any time I order fast food, an Uber, or alcohol:

whoismitski:

outtakes from shoot for hooligan mag with bao who took me to coney island for the first time.

photoshoots always feel weird because like, i’m a musician, i don’t mind being observed when I’m playing music because i’m doing what i do, but when someone’s taking my pictures while i’m not doing anything it’s like why are you looking at me? i’m not doing anything? what is my body?